Thursday, February 9, 2017

“Fifty Shades fax menu”: Some bad, but nice sailing yacht – Aftenposten

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Fifty Shades fax menu

Director: James Foley. With: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Rita Ora, Luke Grimes, Kim Basinger, Bella Heathcote, Marcia Gay Harden. The united STATES. Erotic thriller. The age limit is 15 years

After the first Fifty Shades movie film, I wrote that it was garbage. It is difficult to be compared garbage, but movie number two is, if possible, in even greater degree.

to keep the possibility open that it is not the movie that is bad, but I allied I me this time with a man who hopefully understand more of the target group, i.e. women of childbearing age.

3rd-party-bio

I announced on twitter after someone who might be able to explain what it is I do not realize. The first who answered was @xOneStepBehind, which later turned out to be called Siri and be a highly educated, young woman with a biotech job within the health sector.

We saw the movie together. On the way into the theater and suggested Siri that she thought the target audience mainly consists of heterosexual, outgoing and unevrotiske women between 27 and 50.

Read the review of “Fifty Shades of Grey”: 50 shades of garbage

A conversation about sex

the Film takes up the thread a few months after the first ended. Anastasia has, naturally enough, been alarmed by christian’s idiotic and tormented sexuality, and she has pulled a bit away. But when he comes with a small gift, add to her vips in the back again.

Below follows Siris and my twitter conversation in the aftermath of the view:

Erlend: the Film is a perlerekke of events and situations that draws an unflattering picture of Anastasia Steeles ability to ignore the warning signs from their partner.

Siri: What are the warning signs?

Erlend: oh Well. Give her new mac and iphone to have control on her. Buy job her. Put things in vaginaen her before they go on the charity ball to collect money for the forfordelte children.

Siri: Hm. Yes, it is true.. it with to buy job her should be a deal breaker.

Erlend: Yes, it should the. So why is she not from him? Is Christian Grey so great and so exciting?

Siri: Then it would have been very little nail left to cook the soup. Moreover, he is handsome, and there is something deeply psychological/biological in the majority of the women that come when a man seemingly investing so much in them.

Erlend: Is that what it’s all about? That Grey is investing so much in her. And that the cold, broken his heart can be repaired by Anastasias healing authenticity and power?

Siri: There is also a classical romantic understanding, that she is the only one who can change him. Something that is repeated it ad nauseam throughout the entire movie.

the Cliche-o-rama

Erlend: that brings us to The cliches. This is a kind of cliché-o-rama. How can a filmmaker hope to get away with such a shameless lack of quality and originality?

Siri: Yes, so here it is the box that is the content.

Erlend: A scene which makes me laugh my most evil laugh, is the one where Anastasia wakes up alone in the grey’s too large shirt, and finds him in bare-chested in the nice fitness room with views of Seattle. So she’ll see for a while on him until he becomes aware that she is there, and so he takes her. If I had been manuslærer at the national film school and read such a scene, I had turned the author in the face with the flat hand.

Siri: Haha.. yes, the entire movie is comically bad. It is almost so you wonder how they have gotten it. Nevertheless, you should not look down on the idea that the film may have a certain appeal for a typical jentegjeng in 30-40 years and usually with a few glasses of wine innabords. But it is an extremely bad movie.

Erlend: What kind of moviegoers go out from this film with a beating heart, do you think?

Siri: There must be some who have read and like the books.

Erlend: Will women most like to be grown so Anastasia is grown?

Siri: I think it would have been in excess much for most people.

- Yes, stretch me to 2

Erlend: What did you think of Anastasias inner process after the Grey has asked her the big question?

Siri: I registered in fact no inner process at Ana at the time.

Erlend: Just. Can you explain to me how women can watch this film and not feel that it is an insult to intelligence?

Siri: do not Think you should be so afraid of offending women’s intelligence. There is no bad currency the past… like the elite are doing.

Erlend: The roll of the dice if you think the film deserves?

Siri: Dice roll of 1 or 2.

Erlend: I was about to land on the dice roll of 2, but I’m totally open to 1. What do you say?

Siri: There were a few nice scenes. And nice sailboat.

Erlend: True. Shall we say 2 because of the nice boat?

Siri: Yes, stretch me to 2. Nice mountains there was also.

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