You’d think equality has come far, when we discuss highest around March 8 is Masters Champion. Yet no female masters managed to smash the glass ceiling presenter Dag Erik Pedersen and been declared the winner in one of winter’s most popular TV programs, viz.
It is perhaps a little odd variation of the debate about female executives? The rest of us sit there completely normal in your living room and look enviously at the stars who will spend ten weeks to enjoy themselves with fun party games in Monaco, however. we are jealous even of those who lose.
Besides the discussion obviously over before it has begun. The program competes women and men largely on identical terms. Let’s say half of the exercises favors men. None of the exercises favors women. Thus it follows the sea who wins.
However, since the first is March 8-week, it’s time to consider some new exercises. Someone who impartiality in distributing women statistically less muscle mass, but takes into account women’s actual comparative advantages in society!
Therefore: Dear BBC, here are my suggestions for new exercises before Masters Champion 2017:
1. Abortion protest test. Participants will find slogans, arguments and forms of action which most effectively prevent religious dark men from making changes to the Law on abortion.
2. Pain Threshold Test. All participants will be subjected to unimaginable intense pain on the abdomen, while a participant of the opposite sex will stand beside and say “You are very clever. Breathe, now!”. The winner is the one who gives up last.
3. Flinkis test. All participants should do exactly the same, exactly the same way. First one (or woman) to be called “good girl” for performance winner.
4. Observation test. Injustice. Participants will be placed in front of situations where actor exerts subtle (but real) women’s oppression, and point out it as soon as possible.
5. While ‘search champion. Participants are asked to carry out everyday tasks with blood painful dripping from various body orifices. The winner will be the one who keeps the mask and not be diverting.
6. See women as subject test. Participants receive three minute call with random women, afterwards quizzes those in women’s view of current professional debate, American campaigning and personal plans for the future.
7. Head Dunking towards glass roof test. Participants are asked during a glass plate, the task is to turn the head as hard as possible to the plate to make the highest possible sound. Plata placed socially correct based on gender. Women will thus receive a sheet about one meter from the ground, while the men’s plate suspended from the top of the nearest tree. (About one eventually will expand to also class wise correct exercises gets more detailed view also based on economic and cultural status in society)
Binneren be announced on March 8 next year. Then it is possible we can finally get a COMPLETELY fair winner.
Congratulations on your day!
I the season of Masters Champion had Vibeke Skofterud beaten by both Thor Hushovd and Andreas Håtveit. PHOTO: NRK
(For the record: The undersigned stock, when I think about it, the podcast A slob at the Assembly in collaboration with Rubicon TV, which is the production company that makes the Masters Champion. It was not something I thought of when I wrote this text.)
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